The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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