you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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