Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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