my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
