Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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