butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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