i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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