and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We got so high we made milksteak
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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