He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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