its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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