I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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