id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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