She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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