Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I could fuck to npr.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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