Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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