I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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