We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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