i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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