Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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