They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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