Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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