Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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