Don't you send me to vm
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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