I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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