Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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