The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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