Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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