Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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