After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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