Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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