Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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