if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
this just has baby written all over it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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