Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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