3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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