Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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