I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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