butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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