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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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