They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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