wat bout pragnant strippers??
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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