and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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