when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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