so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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