Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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