Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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