But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Soap is not a condiment
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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