So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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