I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
