Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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