But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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