Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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