Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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