im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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