oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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