this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
